Breaking News: David Seymour’s Reckless Land Rover Stunt Puts the Left on High Alert

In a move that can only be described as “The Most Dangerous Political Stunt Since the Boston Tea Party,” ACT Party Leader David Seymour has shaken the nation by attempting to drive a 1940s Land Rover up the steps of Parliament. Never mind the fact that the waka barely had enough horsepower to make it past the first step - this reckless act has left New …