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Foxglove Farmer's avatar

Oh yes, excellent capture and timing. On point, hilariously realistic, gratifying pace and exciting enough to send anyone to X for verification. Boy you know how to tease out a babylonian bee moment. More...please.

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keruru's avatar

Beautiful satire.

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StruckOff's avatar

She is as blonde as blonde with her skin. Just look at old photos of her with mousey down hair, grey eyes and white freckled skin. she is 95% Irish.

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Fiona Mackenzie's avatar

Haha, yes she has been trying ever so hard! And there are so many like her. Being Maori certainly seems more of a religious-financial drive than a genetic fact.

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Aroha's avatar

If this is true I cannot imagine how she thought it would not eventually come out. I have long been fascinated by the complete disconnect that is shown by people of all types in public life who have great big elephants in their record that pretty well ALWAYS come to light. As a retired psychotherapist I think they must have the most horrendous splits in their psyches. Eventually these splits will come home to roost.

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Jim Dowsett's avatar

The paler the more ‘try harder’.

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Vania Lucas's avatar

Pink legs 😂

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Katrina Biggs's avatar

Hahaha - good one. If TPM can 'quote' Nicola Willis without conscience or apology, then the gates are open.

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Just Boris's avatar

Enough with all the genocidal racism on this colonising forum. Being mana whenua has nothing to do with percentages, anyone can join the grift if they really feel they are Maori. Look at Willy the Asian.

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Richard Seager's avatar

Willy the West Asian isn’t it?

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Tom McGrath's avatar

NZ’s Rachel Dolezal?

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Richard Seager's avatar

who is the guy on the left. His legs look a little colonized as well.

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