Matua Kahurangi

Matua Kahurangi

Entire top half of NZ braces for rain

Like It's the apocalypse

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Matua Kahurangi
May 08, 2025
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Brace yourselves, New Zealand – the sky is doing that wet thing again, and apparently it’s cause for national alarm. Thunderstorms, dribbly skies, and wind strong enough to mildly inconvenience a sunhat have sent the top half of the North Island into full code-red panic mode.

Aucklanders, known for melting in anything stronger than a light mist, were rep…

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