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Sue Pairaudeau's avatar

Hilarious!

Can’t un-see pumpkin face now!

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Katrina's avatar

Whakn’ brilliant! 😁

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Matua Kahurangi's avatar

I reckon we need to try and get the word Whāk added to the Collins Dictionary.

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Katrina's avatar

I’d vote for it! 😁

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Skarlett Starr's avatar

Saturday satire is so in tune with the season! 😅

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Maddi Anon's avatar

"I see Pak n’ Save Kaikohe’s five-dollar week..."

Brilliant!!!

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muzzajg's avatar

Just like Eru, it pays to not take this seriously.

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lee's avatar

So how is it unique if the colonizers brought pumpkin seeds to nz. He sure has an outstanding mind this fulla

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Susan's avatar

Pre or post 1840? Can Eru veto Genetic modification I wonder…. A super pumpkin…. Face.

Absolutely can’t un see the pumpkin overlay, 🤣

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BarbWoods's avatar

I so look forward to your Saturday fine words Matua 😂

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Matua Kahurangi's avatar

Haha, thanks Barb.

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Seller's avatar

🤣😂😂🤣👍🏻

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AgentPete8's avatar

:)

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Glenys Metcalfe's avatar

Pumpkin Prophet of Te Tai Tokerau ...... LOVE IT!!! .... GOOD LAUGH !!!

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Just Boris's avatar

Wait, what? Satire? I thought this was a serious article?

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Karin's avatar

Spat my drink! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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