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Katrina Biggs's avatar

Sounds good - lol! Chloe’s statement was spot on, and didn’t disappoint with her (almost) use of the top favourite phrase “will disproportionately affect M&P“.

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Matua Kahurangi's avatar

She loves that one!

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Joanne Bedford's avatar

TPM would turn up to parliament in pyjamas and bed hair in protest.

Love these Saturday suggestions!

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Glama's avatar

Something drastic has to be done. I think it’s a great idea

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KM's avatar

If they use the same warning sound for 6am reveille as they use for emergencies it will be pointless and possibly dangerous when there's a real emergency.

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Mike Trainor's avatar

Thats gold!!

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che dean's avatar

Man the Green Party are on drugs! The rest of us have alarms to wake up and I hate waking up but have to do it to pay bills.

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Tina Tunanui's avatar

Ha ha can you imagine the outcry against the governMENTAL wakey wakey...hand off snakey?

Classic!

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Wendy Neal's avatar

You nearly got me.

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Lynn S's avatar

hahaha!! Well done! Loved the idea that 5 job interviews unlocks a small pack of fries!

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Ray Stevenson's avatar

Very 🤣

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fred's avatar

After the Tsunami warnings there were warnings about the alerts being ignored if they were used too often. I think those targeted with these wake up calls will ignore real emergency alerts. How many lives will be lost?

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