Hate Speech Laws? Guess Who’s Getting Arrested First…

If New Zealand ever gets around to implementing hate speech laws, let’s be real, I’ll be in handcuffs faster than Tim Jago deletes his photo gallery. And the irony? The first person to get done under these shiny new laws won’t be some white supremacist from Christchurch. Oh no. It’ll be me.

. Now, why am I so certain? Well, let’s take stock of my rap she…