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How bloody stupid do you have to be to smuggle cocaine in your passport?

A masterclass in Kiwi dumbassery

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Apr 11, 2025
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You really have to hand it to some people - they manage to redefine stupidity in bold, coke-dusted letters. In today’s thrilling episode of “How to Ruin Your Life in Record Time,” a 24-year-old Kiwi genius has been arrested in Thailand after allegedly attempting to smuggle cocaine into the country, concealed not in a suitcase, not in a hollowed-out book…

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