How bloody stupid do you have to be to smuggle cocaine in your passport?
A masterclass in Kiwi dumbassery
You really have to hand it to some people - they manage to redefine stupidity in bold, coke-dusted letters. In today’s thrilling episode of “How to Ruin Your Life in Record Time,” a 24-year-old Kiwi genius has been arrested in Thailand after allegedly attempting to smuggle cocaine into the country, concealed not in a suitcase, not in a hollowed-out book…