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It's wetter than Benjamin's bussy and twice as dramatic

NZ braces for another emotional outburst from the sky

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Cyclone Gabrielle Hits Top of New Zealand Leaving Thousands Without Power -  Bloomberg

In another stunning act of journalistic bravery, The New Zealand Herald has once again sounded the alarm over the national menace that is... weather. The skies have darkened, the winds have picked up, and the Herald has dutifully pulled on its gumboots to panic-write headlines about rainfall - because getting wet is now a national emergency.

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