Jay-Jay Feeney and Minou: Bro, that ain’t love, that’s a long-distance hustle

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Kia ora, Jay-Jay. Wāhine, we gotta talk. Look, I’m all about aroha conquering borders and whatever, but this thing with your Algerian accountant, Minou? Bro, it’s got “Netflix scam doco” written all over it. He’s not just working the long game; he’s playing the romance hustle like a seasoned kapa haka pro.

Let’s break it down, whānau, because Minou’s got…