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Jay-Jay, I'm Sorry.

Jay-Jay, I'm Sorry.

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Matua Kahurangi
Feb 19, 2025
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Jay-Jay, I'm Sorry.
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Dear Jay-Jay Feeney,

I am writing this heartfelt letter of apology to formally acknowledge the grievous errors in my previous remarks, which were, to put it mildly, less than kind. Let me start by addressing the elephant in the room—your relationship with your Nigerian, I mean, Algerian accountant boyfriend. What a lovely man he is! Truly, now that I’ve …

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