Luxon just blew tens of thousands on a haka holiday
While losing in polls to someone confused about what a woman is.
You know you're fucked when Labour is ahead of you in the polls. That's exactly what's happening under Christopher Luxon’s so-called leadership. Labour has gained 7 points since the election. Chris Hipkins is now the preferred Prime Minister. The sasuage eater who still “doesn’t know what a woman is" is the better option.
While Luxon prances around in China playing cultural dress-up with Te Kapa Haka o Ngāti Whakaue and a handful of senior ministers, Hipkins, the same bloke who cheated on his wife and wrecked his marriage, is overtaking him in popularity. Honestly, I’m not surprised. Luxon is a fucking sellout.
Luxon released the below photo on X last night showing himself grinning next to Mark Mitchell, 20 top NZ exporters, and about 14 kapa haka members in full regalia. I did some rough maths for his kapa haka mates. Return flights with Air NZ on the cheap end? Roughly $3,000 a head. That’s at least $40,000 of your taxes blown just getting them there. Hotels, meals, transport? Add another hefty chunk.
What does China think when they see this? A bunch of people yelling, slapping their chests, stamping like toddlers mid-tantrum, looking like Jake Heke about to bash Beth. The haka is not some magical business tool. It’s cringe to most of the world and more embarrassing than powerful. We look like a fucking parody of ourselves. Luxon might as well rename himself Jacinda Luxon, because he’s just another spineless, virtue-signalling puppet.
If you’re on a business trip, focus on business. Don’t drag along a bunch of cultural freeloaders who know more about navigating WINZ benefits and cultural handouts than international markets. You want investment, not interpretive dance.
Luxon, wake up. Because if you don’t, we’re staring down the barrel of a Labour, Green and Te Pāti Māori coalition. That, my friends, is a future no sane person wants.
Luxon is rapidly going from hero to zero and this is such a waste of our taxes, taxes, taxes. You want mass migration- keep telling us Chippy is more popular. Wake the fuck up Luxon!
Your key point : 'If you’re on a business trip, focus on business.'
Why can't this guy READ THE ROOM and realize that it's not good politics to blow that sort of money when the voters are doing it tough?
There's no votes sucking up to the DEI crowd and regardless of what Wormtongue Potaka might whisper in his ear, this was not a good idea.
Going and doing business in China yes - then invite Xi or whomever to NZ and you can do the cultural thing then.
We know sausage eater would probably have done the same.
National lost my vote in 2017 and it's not coming back.