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Luxon just blew tens of thousands on a haka holiday

While losing in polls to someone confused about what a woman is.

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Matua Kahurangi
Jun 18, 2025
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You know you're fucked when Labour is ahead of you in the polls. That's exactly what's happening under Christopher Luxon’s so-called leadership. Labour has gained 7 points since the election. Chris Hipkins is now the preferred Prime Minister. The sasuage eater who still “doesn’t know what a woman is" is the better option.

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