Samuel Hudson of thisquality: Why haven’t police prosecuted the alleged public masturbator?
Allegations last year raised serious questions about the priorities of the New Zealand Police, it seems they are more focused on policing online speech than addressing severe criminal behaviour.
Samuel Hudson, the self-important founder of the fringe micro-blog thisquality and his “Quiet Pact Network,” keeps dragging more sleaze into the spotlight. Last year, broadcaster Sean Plunket blew the lid off Hudson allegedly running a Pornhub channel under the charming alias @YourHornySister - where he filmed himself masturbating in public places. Multiple people lodged complaints with police. Some of those videos are still floating around online and in Google search results. Some videos have background noise of people nearby. This guy was allegedly flogging his bishop in public, risking exposure to strangers, which is straight-up illegal in New Zealand.
The worst thing it involved Big Mac’s and carrots - I haven’t eaten a Big Mac since.
Anyways... crickets from the cops. No confirmed investigation. No charges. Nothing.
Making it even more rancid are the whispers about Hudson’s connections in policing circles. Both he and Jevon McSkimming - the former deputy police commissioner who resigned in disgrace after being caught with child sex exploitation material and bestiality filth on his work devices - come from Kapiti. Funny how that works. These overlapping ties have people openly asking whether certain individuals get a special “Kapiti discount” when serious allegations land on their desk.
Meanwhile, New Zealand Police seem laser-focused on hunting down offensive tweets and wrongthink from regular citizens, especially if it offends the right ideological crowd. Actual predators, public perverts, and child exploitation cases? They’ll get to it... eventually. Maybe.
While cops chase keyboard warriors for mean words, an alleged public masturbator with possible police connections gets a free pass. The public is rightly wondering whether our police force exists to protect community safety or to play ideological enforcement for the regime and its mates.
It is believed Samuel Hudson, is or was a student at Otago University. A formal email has been sent to the Proctor detailing his alleged illegal public masturbation activities.
This week on X, I watched proper heavyweights like Ani O’Brien and Cam Slater responding to something Samuel Hudson churned out. The part that always kills me is Hudson smugly slapping the “micro-blogger” tag on people with real, substantial audiences. It’s whākn’ delusional. Ani’s sitting at #13 worldwide on Substack’s news leaderboard. Cam runs one of the biggest independent blogs in New Zealand with thousands of paying subscribers.
Then you scroll over to @thisqualitynews on X and the account’s limping along with a grand total of 336 followers. At some point the only sane response is to stop feeding the munchkin. Quit giving him oxygen… Or Big Macs and carrots for that matter.
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I owe my readers an apology for this landing in your Sunday morning scroll. Not exactly my usual material… but someone has to ask the awkward questions, right?
I believe There is a book covering this sort of somewhat unusual endeavour involving the flagellation and public exhibition of one’s todger namely “Portnoys Complaint.”Lord only knows what triggers all this especially as a frequent flier but the opinions and exhibitions aren’t worth time worrying about .The Big Mac bit image would certainly keep me out of the drive thu and I hate to visualise how carrots are involved so to protect the well known sensitivities of vegetarians and vegans he should be indulging in a prison or mental facility without access to the internet