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Matua Kahurangi's avatar

I owe my readers an apology for this landing in your Sunday morning scroll. Not exactly my usual material… but someone has to ask the awkward questions, right?

Phil Robinson's avatar

I believe There is a book covering this sort of somewhat unusual endeavour involving the flagellation and public exhibition of one’s todger namely “Portnoys Complaint.”Lord only knows what triggers all this especially as a frequent flier but the opinions and exhibitions aren’t worth time worrying about .The Big Mac bit image would certainly keep me out of the drive thu and I hate to visualise how carrots are involved so to protect the well known sensitivities of vegetarians and vegans he should be indulging in a prison or mental facility without access to the internet

Glama's avatar

How bizarre

Matua Kahurangi's avatar

I’ve seen plenty of cases where men have been prosecuted for public masturbation. It’s alleged Samuel Hudson has done this multiple times, and with material he reportedly uploaded still online, you’d expect it to be a straightforward case for police to pursue.

Susan's avatar

Ha ha ha if you think Otago Uni will do anything about a serial wanker think again. Since Robertson took ‘office’ it’s turned into a haven for dyed hair extreme lefties who’ve adopted table clothes as their social uniform. In fact since Robertson has been in residence the posters promoting drag Queen events has increased by 1000%. Revolting propaganda posted on every available surface in Main Street Dunedin. Another example of two tier policing, after all the offence taken from public wanking is generally limited to female observers, so once again who cares?

Eric's avatar

The police chose sides long ago, Unfortunately, it wasn’t our side!