Why subscribe?
Kia ora, whānau. Let me tell you straight up—if you’re tired of social media censoring your favorite uncle’s wildest takes, then this is the page you’ve been looking for.
You know the ones—those “controversial” yarns that make aunties clutch their pounamu and algorithms start twitching? Yeah, those live here now. No more worrying about getting slapped with a social media ban just for having a few opinions slightly outside the approved curriculum.
Here’s what you’ll get:
Unfiltered Realness: Get the raw, uncensored kōrero on everything from politics to culture—sometimes insightful, sometimes cheeky, always my opinion.
Tea Spilled, Censorship Killed: The stuff X won’t let me post (because, apparently, I’m too much)? That’s what you’re paying for.
Aroha and Sass: Expect sharp takes with a side of humour—because why not throw shade and laugh about it?
If you’re ready to escape the social media babysitters and hear what I really think, then slam that subscribe button. Join the fun, but bring your thick skin and your best comebacks. Let’s cause a ruckus together, aye? 😏
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