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Hori McGory Eats a Moriori
Free copy for paid subscribers!
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Pharmacists cashed in: The COVID gold rush they don’t want you talking about
When the Government rolled out its COVID vaccination programme, most Kiwis assumed pharmacies were simply doing their bit for public health.
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NZ Media Is whākd' if school lunches are their top story
You know what really whūks me off?
Dec 3
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Serious allegations against Willie Jackson and MUMA raise alarming questions
Explosive allegations have emerged from veteran political figure Matthew McCarten, raising deeply troubling questions about Labour MP Willie Jackson and…
Dec 3
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The court challenge that proves trans activists are actually whākd'
Transgender activists dragging the Government into the High Court is the latest chapter in a saga that has gone whākn’ nuts - literally.
Dec 3
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November 2025
Why I nuked my X account
If you follow me on X, you may have noticed something.
Nov 30
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Hori McGory: Last chance today for a Free Ebook or paperback
Just a quick message to let you know that today is the final day to jump on the launch deal for Hori McGory Eats a Moriori. After tonight, the free…
Nov 29
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Hori McGory Eats a Moriori Hits #2 in Satire!
I just wanted to send out a huge thank you for all the support with the launch of Hori McGory Eats a Moriori. I woke up this morning to see it sitting…
Nov 28
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Subscriber Stories: When does “a small number” finally count?
This week’s piece is a Subscriber Story from Essure Aware NZ, who writes here on Substack and has kindly allowed me to share one of their articles.
Nov 28
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The absurd reality of trying to trademark “Hori McGory” in New Zealand
So as most of you already know, I released a book.
Nov 28
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Hori McGory Eats a Moriori has officially landed!
I am genuinely buzzing to share this with you today.
Nov 27
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Behind the Dairy Flat “climate hero” is a scripted performance
This was a throwaway piece I wrote last week, but never got around to publishing.
Nov 25
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