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Eru Kapa-Kingi reveals his tā moko is a tribute to ancestral pumpkin farmers
Eru Kapa-Kingi has finally revealed the meaning behind his tā moko facial tattoo, and it is fair to say that not even his most loyal followers saw this…
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Becoming Helen
Candace Owens announces upcoming documentary on Helen Clark's gender
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Visa for Love: The Jay-Jay & Minou Story
A romance scam on the big screen
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Jay-Jay Feeny's visa fiasco
A masterclass in self-delusion and romance scams
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13 September 2025
Thank a Coloniser Day
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Te Pāti Māori take top spot at New Zealand Cosplay Awards
In a surprising turn of events, Te Pāti Māori have emerged victorious at this year’s New Zealand Cosplay Awards, leaving judges scratching their heads…
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KFC threatens schoolboy
and shutdowns my satire
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Government to trial emergency text alerts for jobseekers at 6am
Luxon says it's “necessary to get these bums out of bed”
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Birth control in a Cody's can
The government's new plan to stop the breeding cycle of benefit babies
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Uproar over 'MIMI' beer
Iwi leaders declare utu over yellow-canned controversy
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The Greatest Conman: The biopic John Tamihere never wanted you to see
A new film is set to hit screens across New Zealand and it’s already stirring outrage.
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PM Christopher Luxon says Dame Jacinda Ardern is his modern day hero
A political storm erupted this week after ACT Party leader David Seymour took aim at Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi for naming African military…
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